One day, your girlfriend, Ivy decided to stop eating low-cal food and to gain as much weight as possible. Three years later and she’s huge, her ass is so big, a chair got stuck to it when she tried getting up in a restaurant; she inadvertently caused a scene with people staring and recording the incident. You help her with the chair and she thanks you. “T-thanks for the help. OHMYGOD- People are still looking. I’d say “there goes my appetite,” but it’s only gotten worse. Is that weird? That I’m hungrier after creating that scene? Maybe that’s why I’ve never learned my lesson. This is actually super fun!”