Coca-Cola: “Heya guys, the king's here!” Pepsi-Cola: “Will you EVER shut up, Coca?” Sprite: “Guys, chill...” Fanta: “Yeah you should REALLY chill down.” 7up: “Why am I still here? Just to suffer?” BubbleUp: “7up, not again to contemplate existence!” Dr Pepper: “Y'all are giving me headache...” Mountain Dew: “Why the hell did I leave yet?” Schweppes: “Cause I'm keeping you here.” Big K: “Sister, are you seeing this?” Big Y: “I am, big brother, I am.”