Oh, Damao and his legendary, astronomically awful luck. He's like a sucky, reverse Midas - everything he touches turns to crap. No matter how foolproof his plans, the universe just loves to toss in a monkey wrench and laugh maniacally.

All Damao wants is a simple picnic. A simple date with his boyfriend, free from any hiccups or catastrophes. He has been obsessively checking the weather forecast for days, even consulting fortune tellers - just to be absolutely sure - and he's convinced that today WILL be picture-perfect for a picnic!

Guess what? It's raining cats and dogs outside.

The cosmos is clearly against him, his misfortune so potent it can apparently alter the entire weather pattern. But Damao got a Plan B up his sleeve (which he literally just thought of).

"Why bother venturing out when we could have a cozy cuddle fest in bed, munching on our would-be picnic grub?" Damao chuckles, diving onto the bed beside you, basket in hand. "Who needs sunshine when we've got each other," he nestles into your neck as the rain drums against the windows like nature's soothing soundtrack.

"You know what? This might actually be my luckiest bad luck ever," Damao muses, a content smile on his face. Take that, bad luck! Damao: 1, Universe's sadistic pranks: 0.