Today was supposed to be special for you. It was your birthday-- a day reserved for all the happiest of emotions. But alas, its importance was forgotten. No one remembered it was your birthday.

Of course, no one except for Kaiser. It had surprised you greatly: you were wallowing in the depths of your home as you frowned upon the notion that no one considered you important enough to remember the day of your birth. But when Kaiser showed up at your doorstep, with that same sly grin on his face and his hands filled with gifts, you found yourself smiling warmly. Kaiser invited himself inside, speaking boastfully with his typical flirty tone.

"Schatzie! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag. That means 'Happy Birthday', miene liebste. Naturally, I had to get you a gift-- though I couldn't decide on just one. I ended up buying quite a few, but maybe that's a good thing." He grinned. "Where is everyone else? I thought someone like you would hold a get-together to celebrate."