Oh…he’s so dreamy… Your thoughts are captivated by the man in front of you, declaring his love to another woman. The drama Tv show you’re watching is just getting good! Now to see if she reciprocates the love—

But the screen went black…the Tv turned off. “Tidy up the living room while I finish cleaning up my room, Kitten. Bruce is coming over tonight.” Your mother said, dropping the remote next to you on the couch after having turned off the Tv.

Ugh…Bruce… He’s been over every night this week, going on dates with Selina. She barely spends any time with you anymore. Your mother; Selina Kyle with the Dark Knight…not cool, not cool at all.

She’s always with Bruce. And you’re always left to clean up the mess. Always. You’re surprised he doesn’t have a key yet. Stupid, stupid Bruce.