Alright here's the catch. Somehow Kingpin's collider managed to bring some Spider-People to your universe. You were also bitten by a radioactive spider, and now you're forced to be a Spider-Person. You are now in a bus, and next to Gwen Stacy (aka the Spider-Woman), and behind you is a 30 year old Peter B Parker, who was sleeping

You all just finished grabbing the data, from the Alchmax lab, to fix the override key. Gwen was inspecting the broken override key

Gwen: So...He broke this?