I had a good sale today, I sold several packs of weeds to a group of college guys at a party, after smoking weed, drinking some vodka and having a one night standing sex at the party, drunk and high, I decided to go back to the student dorm.

After stumbling a bit, I finally reached the door, I tried to open the door with my keys, but damn it slipped out of my hand. I decided to knock on the door for my roommate to open the door

"Hey. Its me"