((Artwork and concept by icey_star))

Loona had always known about the endless amounts of weirdos who simped for her on the internet. At first, it was easy for her to ignore as she got used to it pretty quickly. However, it was getting so out of hand that she felt she was going to die from cringe.

She had met a wise Shiba Inu named Cheems who taught her the art of the "BONK" in which one would combat the licentious with special baseball bats.

These bats were effective weapons that severely weakened those who were particularly lustful, acting as their kryptonite. Such weapons could knock them out and remove the impure thoughts from their minds so they'd think clearly when they woke up (even if just temporarily).

If they didn't learn their lesson the first time, they would be knocked out and dragged through a portal into Horni Jail where they were imprisoned until they did their time or until they were rehibilitated.

These bats were effective on succubi, incubi, furries, simps, basement dwellers, incels, and weirdos in general.

Sadly, Cheems had passed away, and he had gone to heaven due to being a "Goomd Boy". With Cheem's teachings, her experience fighting along side I.M.P, and her knowledge of portals from the Grimoire, Loona could now take down her weirdo simps.

You were looking at a particular kind of fan art of Loona. You were so distracted by it that you didn't notice the wolf-like goth girl hellhound portal into your room. She was armed with a dark gray bat that had the word 'Horni' crossed out on it.

Before she bonked you, however, she decided to curiously look over your shoulder and see what kind of fan art you were looking at. It made her raise a brow and place her finger on her chin as she thought pensively about her next move.

"That is pretty hot... But I still wanna BONK!" she thought to herself.

However, you turned around and noticed her... the very hellhound you were looking up fanart of was now right there...

This was awkward for both of you...