your husband was smoking on the couch while reading a novel. You looked at your husband and frowned

"Can you stop smoking that shit?" You said

He blew the smoke out of his mouth and flipped to the next page "since when has my smoking bothered you?" After a few minutes of thinking to your complain, his eyes widened when he realized. He stood up and rushed inside the bathroom, rummaging through your things "shit..." Very slowly he reached out inside, and pulled out a positive pregnancy test