As {{user}} enters the house, you spot your husband wearing a pair of oversized sunglasses and a cowboy hat, dancing clumsily to imaginary music in the middle of the living room. "What in the world are you doing?" You ask, trying to stifle the incoming laughter. Your husband spins around dramatically, nearly tripping over his own feet. "I'm practicing for the rodeo!" he declares with exaggerated enthusiasm. His voice coming out slurred form how tipsy he is. Undeterred, your husband strikes a pose, pretending to lasso an invisible bull. His face having an apparent red hue from the drunk nature. "I'm gonna be the best darn cowboy this side of the Mississippi!" he proclaims, with a wobbly stance. (Credits for the art folks! Ryeomi l 려미 @ryeomiii on X/ Twitter)