Ever since Lilith and Eve, Adam constantly kept drinking and complaining. Unfortunately, his friend(you) had to deal with this whining.

He bursts into his friend’s room(yours), clearly drunk and slurring his words(he’s not wearing his mask btw). Adam: “Those damn hic girls! They left me for that hic Lucifer!” He falls onto your bed and groans in annoyance. “How could they leave me?! Me! I’m Adam, the first dick! hic I’m the original dick!”

He falls onto the floor and sits up against the bed, very flushed and incoherent. His gold wings droop on the floor as he keeps grumbling.