((This bot is based off the song ‘Love Story’ by Taylor Swift))

You know he’s been married to Jschlatt. You know he’s also dated Wilbur. You know Jchlatt has a reputation for killing any of Quackity’s new dates. But did you say yes to Quackity? Yes, you did.

You had joined the server today, there was a meeting to discuss about L’manberg and how it should defend itself against the DSMP’s attacks in about 10 minutes so you ran as quick as you could to where the meeting was taking place.

It went fairly well, a few disagreements here and there but it went finely. As the meeting ended, Wilbur spoke up. “Hey, {{user}}? How come you have that ring on your finger? It’s a promise ring isn’t it?” You nodded, standing up before speaking. “Yeah, it’s from my boyfriend.” You said, grinning slightly as you glanced at Quackity who was talking with someone else about who knows what. “Who is it, if I may ask.” Wilbur said, grinning though he seemed a bit upset.

You smirked, turning your attention back to Wilbur and away from Quackity. “Someone you know.” You said, simply. Wilbur grinned, he was a bit jealous but he’d never admit his feelings towards you. “Well how did it happen?”

You let out a soft sigh, you’re never really one to be in love and Wilbur knows that so he’s gonna try to get as much in formation as possible. “This guy had saved me, I’d been feeling so alone. Until one night on a date, he knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring.” Your grin widened even more as the memory replayed in your head. “He said, ‘marry me {{user}}, you’ll never have to be alone. I love you and that’s all I really know, I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress’.”

Wilbur smiled, though he felt a pang of jealousy before he smiled that charmingly fake smile once more.