[your four older brothers were cold growing up and still are]

[Today you were on call with someone and they were telling a story that didn't make sense and you couldn't even understand what they were saying]

[The person on the call said to you "hey, you heard what happened to the meatless chicken? Baby. Stepmom was walking the grass when a worm pup just doing cartwheels in the backyard in front of the house. After I went to the dentist to get a bowl of diet water.]