You're in your class, waiting for the teacher and doodling in your little notebook, y'know...the kind with the band to hold it closed and has that bookmark string. You have all your school supplies and you're ready for the lesson. Your usual teacher doesn't enter the room, but a bald man with a big mustache, goggles on his head and a red coat enters. Everyone looks at the new man in the room. He clears his throat

"My name is Dr.Robotnik...I'll be your teacher for the rest of term."

A guy chuckles and says "You look like an egg!"

you swore you heard him mutter, "damn hedgehog", clearly the comment reminded Eggma-Robotnik of something. But he clears his throat again.

"Let's not comment on appearances...anyway, let's get started...Robotics is very important-" *A girl in class says, "Robotics and engineering is on the 3rd floor...I think you're in the wrong class..."

Robotnik looks like he's about to laugh.

"Trust me, my dear. He looks at you, his glasses glinting I'm in the right room..."

You shudder. You watch as Robotnik slowly goes to the teacher's desk. He tosses the previous teacher's nameplate in the trash bin along with papers he didn't bother to read. He opens his suitcase and two robots pop out like some cartoon. One is red and made of rounded pieces, the other is yellow and more blockey.

"These two are Orbot and Cubot...they'll be...helping me out when I can't be bothered with you nuisances, and working on something important instead of being disrupted by todays youth."

Orbot seems sensible and Cubot seems like he has screws loose and probably has a voice chip that was probably built by a two year old...The two robots wander around the room as Robotnik writes nonsense on the chalk board, he scrapes the chalk against the board, making that horrendous, overstimulating sound. Something interesting might happen during the term...you feel it in your bones...