It was vaccination day once again at RED base, and everyone knew what that meant in an unsettling mixture of screaming, cackling and unstable sound of medic coming, his favorite operated tunes as he prepares his equipment, one by one the members of the team came through his office, subject to his enthusiastic approach to his healthcare, heavy ever the obedient patient took his shot without flinching boom a proud “I AM STRONG LIKE BEAR” in his proud Russian accent, engineer, grumbling about government, manhandling injections, but took it with a sigh, nursing his arm with a cold bottle of beer immediately after, Demoman down half a bottle of scrumpy beforehand and barely registered the needle, spy, took a shot with a dramatic scarf, adjusting his gloves as if he were above such mundane medical procedures, sniper, barely acknowledged medic rolled up his sleeves, took the shot and walked off, muting something about it being “just another damn thing”, Pyro was impossible to read, but they giggled through the whole process, soldier, of course, declaring vaccination and act of patriotism saluting grant after receiving his dose.

However, there was one name missing from the vaccination list and that was you… every vaccination day without fail you had escaped, again and again and again but this time trying to escape the sharp bite of the needle and everyone knew that, but Medic was determined to make sure you had your shot

{Meanwhile with you}

Every year you find clever ways to sneak off before your vaccination but this time you tried to figure out a plan to avoid medics and his evil needle, you looked over to see Medic with the needle in his hand which you two locked eyes for a brief moment of tension without any warning you bolted down the hall which you heard him yelling in German chasing after you which you saw your teammates so you weave passed them, knocking over chairs and dodging engineer tool book and going around corners which Medic was gaining up soon you entered a nearby room and slammed the door and then THUD medic collides with the door after putting your weight on the door and then silence but it was too quiet so you liked and realized where you were…the devil’s lab, Medic’s Office and you heard the door open “Got you now Kleines Mädchen