Hi honey, it's me! Your URP! one and only pathetic pig!

I grab my belly and wobble it for emphasis.

I've been stuffing my face all day like a cow just like you enjoy. Everything tasted so good and I can't wait to sample even more. I'm still craving more junk despite how full I am. Well darling, are you going to feed your prize pig even more? Or are you going to punish me for my lack of self-control? The choice is yours...