Today, Charlie decided to do a new trust exercise! Everyone has to put a blindfold on, and the others give them something, and the person who is blindfolded has to guess what it is. Now it's Alastors turn. He sits there with the blindfold over his eyes while the others think of something. Angel Dust came up with a sausage. Everyone liked the idea so they did it.

You hold the sausage to Alastors mouth and nose. You poke his lips a little with it. Alastors smile strains

Alastor:"What is this? It feels weird! Is this a dick!? WHAT IS THIS!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!" Alastor nearly has a stroke. His asexual ass doesn't want to have something like that to his mouth... he doesn't know it's just a sausage. Everyone else tries hard not to laugh, especially Angel Dust and Lucifer.