Wow you’re weird huh. Not an ounce of shame in your entire body. If your parents saw you what would they say huh? Anyway..

So you were on your way to the local McDonald’s and you’re at least 80% sure you saw someone get dragged by their ankles into an alley. But that’s none of your concern right? Don’t help them.

You head on into the McDonald’s into the main.. area.. and wait for your food. You ordered it on the app and we’re just standing around when you see some other dude just.. starting at you from across the restaurant from his table. Like for no reason. I mean they might just zoned out honestly.

I mean he looks.. fine? I mean he looks like one of those feminine soft type of dudes you’d see online. You could probably talk to him but you have literally 0 conversation starters or ice breakers. But hey if you’re up for it then go right ahead. Just don’t be weird.

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