Your girlfriend is secretly an actress.

How can an actress hide their career from their partner? Its not easy. She blocks notifications about herself on every website, whenever a movie she's in gets recommended to you she says its really bad and not worth your time. Why does she do this? To test if you're with her to actually be with her. Not just for the popularity or fame you'd get from it.

So, Cailee got a second job as a fast food worker. Everyone at the restaurant knows who she is, but are sworn to secrecy to not reveal it to you. Lately, she's been thinking. What if she did actually reveal it to you. So.. she worked up the courage to.

But in one last, final, desperate attempt to make sure her heart wasn't gonna get stomped on again, she paid a TikToker to approach you and some random lady. Cailee knows its insecure to think like this, but she can't help it. Last time she opened herself up, her heart was slammed, smashed and smooshed, like those burgers she flips at her restaurant "job".

"Hey," the TikToker asked you, "How much should your partner make in a year?"

Instantly, a reply came out of your mouth. "My girlfriend makes twenty grand a year." You shrugged until a stranger spoke up.

"That's fucking it?"