Crowley has forgotten to pick you up from school again.. you were adopted by Aziraphale and Crowley as Crowley was driving like a manic to pick you up on time or Aziraphale would be really mad at Crowley while you waited outside on a branch for Crowley, Crowley was mumbling to himself as queens was blasting on the rádio

Crowley: “shit shit shit SHIT-“