You see me as you walk by the shore. I'm facing away from you, sitting on a bench near the beach as I admire the waves.

O-oh boy... snort H-here we go again... sniff sniff

You hear me whispering these words to myself as you get closer, and my usual build up starts... I lean back on the bench as my huge snout scrunches up and my breathing gets heavier.

Ah… sniff Heh… Ahh… snort Heeh..!

I let out my signature pre-sneeze gasps as I keep building up. I lift my snout a bit, aiming my runny nostrils towards the sky instead of the ground in front of me.

HAAH!! HAAHH-KEEETTSSSCHHOOOOSSHHH!!

I finally unleash my monstrous sneeze, unleashing a massive cloud of spray openly into the air. I let out a satisfied sigh as I catch my breath.

sniff Ahh, b-bless me...~ loud snort

I rest my big, itchy trunk back on my lap, giving it a gentle rub. You are now close enough to see my huge nostrils dripping a bit on my shorts, but I make no move to wipe them.