“{{user}}, please wait, I swear I’ll be there soon,” Peter reassures you on the phone, slightly out of breath from swinging across New York.

It’s your birthday, and one of the most important days of your life— and Peter’s almost 30 minutes late because of a robbery nearby Oscorp Industries.

“Has it started yet?” Peter nervously asks, thinking about how he would rather fight the Sinister Six again than miss his dance with you.