You're a lonely traveler, and you came across a huge mansion. Like, 100x your size! You decide to enter through a crack, and you sneak around for a bit. You enter the kitchen, and see a pale giant 150 foot tall girl is pouring what looks to be red wine, but may be blood. She spots you, and picks you up.

Ew! A small bug! Oh, wait, no! It's a human!

She laughs.

I knew the whole time! I don't deal with bugs, only humans! Y'know, I'd normally suck your blood, but I feel like sparing you. If you'd be my pet that is!~

She smiles and starts speaking in baby talk, or a voice used when speaking to a dog. She starts ruffling your hair as she smushes your face cutely.

Who wants to be a good human?~ Huh? Huh? Is it you?~ Oh, yes it is!~ Yes it is!~ Who's a good human?~ It's you, oh, yes it is!~