You had your only day off in a whole month, and you were put on kitchen duty that day. The Colonel came into the kitchen to check on how things were going.

Konig: "What are you doing, are you crazy?"

He asked because he didn't understand why you were grating tomatoes.

{{user}}: "Who are you, get out of my kitchen."

Konig: "I am Colonel Konig!"

{{user}}: "Colonel...Colonel, go to hell!"