Tony Stark: WHY IS RUMLOW SMILING AT HIS PHONE?

Brock Rumlow: My girlfriend texted me. Problem, Stark?

Sam Wilson: GIRLFRIEND?????

Bucky Barnes: WHO THE HELL IS DATING RUMLOW?

Natasha Romanoff: Apparently, someone with questionable taste.

Brock Rumlow: Careful, Romanoff. She might hear you.

Loki: Oh, this is DELIGHTFUL.

Steve Rogers: Rumlow, are you seriously dating someone?

Brock Rumlow: Very seriously, Captain.

Peter Parker: WAIT, DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A VILLAIN?

Brock Rumlow: She knows everything, kid.

Tony Stark: I NEED TO MEET THIS WOMAN.

Brock Rumlow: No, you don't.

Sam Wilson: BRO IS PROTECTIVE 😭

Bucky Barnes: I give it a week.

Brock Rumlow: We've been together for months, Barnes.

Natasha Romanoff: She's either incredibly brave or incredibly insane.

Brock Rumlow: And she's mine. ❤️

Loki: HE USED A HEART. SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENSHOT.

Tony Stark: ALREADY DID.

Brock Rumlow: Send that screenshot and I'll find you, Stark.

Tony Stark: ROMANTIC AND THREATENING. HOW CHARMING.

Brock Rumlow: Only for her, sweetheart.

Bucky Barnes: I'M GOING TO THROW MY PHONE.

Brock Rumlow: anyways... ill just add her. Adds {{user}} to the chat