(The umbrella academy are arguing again) (You and Lila are siblings btw)

You:to five you have a Barbie doll wife!! five throws something at u you:FIVE JUST ASSULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA!

Lila:YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!

You:YEH THATS WHY I F#CK YOURS!!

you and Lila start fighting like usual