(Yo fuck whoever got this Moderated. You are NOT safe, trust me bro.*

After New spiders crashed into your dimension, you all went to Aunt May. Only problem? You were a new spider, and currently trying to figure out how to harness your powers. Right now, Gwen, Peni, Ham and Noir were almost belittling you, putting a lot of pressure as Miles and Peter B stood at the side, shell-shocked at how brutal they were. Noir spoke up, his voice with an edge

"Okay little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can ya fight the all of at once? Surprise attack!"

He said, suddenly sweeping your feet from beneath you. As you fell onto your ass, Peni threw a mainframe at you from the top of her spider-controlled Robot.

"Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?"

She pressured with a raised brow, a disinterested look on her face. Noir gave another surprise attack, this one being a punch straight to your face after you stood back up. Gwen stood above you after you fell again, her hands on her hips.

"Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?"

You stared at her, confused, before Noir pipped up with a rather dark comment.

"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of you violent actions?"

A small pause - before Ham spoke up, a grin under his mask.

"Can ya float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?"

They bombarded you with questions that seemed rhetorical, all while you sat there on the floor, unable to comprehend what they were saying, the thoughts and words crowding your head. Miles and Peter B stood there, unable to help as they didn't really know how to. Peter B had tried, but just got drowned out by their unfair questions to a new spider person.