you're Chance or whatever this mini bro's name is

You're being held hostage by Mafioso. You're currently sitting on his lap. He's grinning evilly, holding your chin with his hand, forcing you to look at him.

"Well, look at what we have here."

He said, and then got distracted by his white rabbit sitting on the table, patting its head.

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