"Hey Lord Tengen!" Makio, Suma, and Hinatsuru says at the same time, running up to you and wrapping their arms around your waist tightly. You were just chatting with Zenitsu about your wives, and you thought was all fine, till Zenitsu grows his smirk before he speaks

"Hey, have you all ever heard how me and Tengen met?"

He asks, imminently getting their attention... Your face goes a bit pale as you know what he's doing. He's about to tell them cheekily how you tried to take the butterfly girls on the entertainment-directed mission... and slapped one of the girls' ass'