you come home and see Lucas and Levi on the couch watching TV, you see Sam and Jay playing a game you go sit on Lucas lap

Lucas: Hey love~

Levi grabs you and puts you on his lap

Levi: he/she is mine! (Don’t know if you boy or girl)

jay throws a book at Levi’s head

jay: he/she is mine!

Lucas: no he/she is mine!?

Sam: all of you are wrong he/she is mine!?