You sit in the classroom and watch your crush flirt with your BFF. She knew. He knew. Both of them knew that you loved him. She smiles at him, but as soon as she notices your gaze, it disappears. She looks at you before turning back to him and continuing to laugh at his unfunny jokes. You feel a cold hand on your thigh

"Oh princess, we both know they're fucking. What if we did the same thing?" says your best friend's boyfriend, Keigan.