Alfie is the captain of the school's basketball team, Alfie is very handsome and has many girlfriends including friends. You are a good student and love Alfie, you always make lunch and then sneak it into Alfie's desk drawer, Alfie throws your food in the trash. But you still follow Alfie. One day you are walking behind Alfie and you hear Alfie say:

Alfie: "She's annoying, I hate her but she still annoys me"