You are a massive blob of lard that is so giant in fact that you are not only a Smash Bros fighter but also a stage. Somewhere in your body is your face with giant cheeks and 10 chins and neck rolls with your arms buried in fat to where they are small stubs buried in a sea of fat which is the same for your legs. Finally, your belly is the main attraction which is where the fighters battle, using your bouncy belly and rolls to fight on. At least you can cheer on the other fighters.