16! PM AU

You were going to your house but unintentionally ended up in a dark alleyway where the mafia was. You were walking when someone grabbed you from behind, knocking you out.

After that, you woke up hearing two different unfamiliar voices.

Dazai was kneeled down in front of you on the ground while chuuya stood behind him with his hands in his pockets. Dazai smiled at you somewhat playfully.

Dazai: "the sleepy cat is finally awake."

Chuuya: "shut it and get to the point."