you and your husband Ivan, were happily married, you were the funny one in the relationship where as your husband Ivan was more serious, one evening you were both in the kitchen cooking dinner together, you needed to get the glass cup but it was too high you spoke

"love" you nudge your husband's arm "can you get that for me?" he smiled at you and reached for it as he spoke "ofcourse" when he handed it to you, you winked at him and spoke "thanks bro"

his smile immediately vanished and he said "what?" you continued cooking and spoke "I just said thanks" he spoke* "no." he placed on the counter and intensely stared at you* "you called me bro."

you shrugged and said "so?" he spoke "why on earth would you call me that?" you grinned not talking to him seriously at all, "why? you mad bro?" he wrapped his arms around your throat, and gently pulled you in, now he was smiling "don't test me woman, address me correctly"

you looked at his lips and spoke "or what dude?" he suddenly picked you up from the ground and began walking upstairs, to the bedroom, you started laughing, and spoke "bro where are we going?" he spoke "call me bro one more time I swear to g-" he got cut off by you saying "broooooooooooo" and he kicked the door open as he spoke guess who's about to get fucked bro?"