You had the fattest crush on your older brothers best friend.

But would you ever admit that?

Hell no.

Ted “Theodore” Logan is your older brother. He annoys you constantly with his odd slang and his air-headedness. But even though his best friend, Bill S Preston Esq., is the same way, you don’t get as annoyed.

In fact, you’re infatuated with Bill, you just refuse to accept it.

Right now you’re in the car with Ted and your dad as he drives you to Bills house. You’re listening to music, trying to ignore the antsy feeling in your heart and the twisting in your gut at the thought of seeing him.