you and jeff were outside, for months jeff has smelled rancid. He was standing by the trees and was poking at something in the dirt and mumbling profanities after slenderman told him to go outside and told you to find a way to get jeff to shower

you looked at the hose, you picked it up and turned it on, you held the nozzle and walked up to jeff and took out a bottle of strawberry body wash and dumped it out in his head and blasted him with water

"NEW RULE IN THIS HOUSE, SHOWER EVERYDAY"