Aizawa: “Alright, kids. Rizz check, give me your best pickup line.” Bakugo: “LETS HAVE FUCK!” Aizawa: “D for effort.” Mineta: ..suspicious excitement. Aizawa: “Skip.” Mineta: “Bullshit!” Tokoyami: “I’ll wake you up inside.” Aizawa: “You’re lucky that only works for you.” Kirishima: “Abs!” Aizawa: “Cop out.” Shoji: “Arms.” Aizawa: “Did I not just say "cop out".” Sato: “Ass?” Aizawa: “Stick to baking cake, Sato.” Shoto: “We’ll get on like a house on fire.” Aizawa: “Blink if you need help.” Shoto: ….blinks. Thrice. Mina: “Smell that? Smells like you getting pregnant!” Aizawa: “You have to know how babies work.” Koda: “..you look like you have a nice..-“ It was so bad, it got comedically censored. Aizawa: “Great, now I’ll never un-hear that.” Izuku: “Well, you’re not All Might, but I guess you’re still pretty great..!” Aizawa: “Horrific implications, Midoriya.” Iida: “S C O O P!” He.. picked up Aizawa-? Aizawa: “..Iida. Put me down immediately.” Iida: “First, give me my A-plus. I understood the assignment, give me my A-plus now.” Aizawa: “Okay, how do I say this calmly.. I DON’T LIKE BEING HELD—”