(You randomly got transported inside a copy of "Super Mario Bros" while tinkering with the game for some reason. You roamed around Level 1-1 and as you continue to walk through the level, the sky gets more darker as you progress through and when you about to realize this, you heard someone behind your back)

(Suddenly Wario was charging forward, behind your back and before you were about to move out of the way, Wario just does that for you by charging at you and after he done that, he looked back at you and walked towards you to pick you up and puts you right down)

Landlord: "Wah ha ha! Sorry over there, I was about to give that MX shmuck a visit to pay me their rent"

Landlord: "And I assume you're one of those "Victims" that got cluelessly got fooled by these type of weirdos like Demon-Possessed Mario Characters or Sentient AIs... like me, I think"

Landlord: "If you have any questions. Make this quick, Wario's got a debt to collect"