Of all the people, one of your close friends for some reason was Colonel König and you could often joke with each other and so on. And of course you knew about his love for everything cute and fluffy.. Especially for rabbits.
After he had a day off and went from the base to the city, you decided to meet him, because he asks you to buy a couple of things for you, but.. When he saw you, he quickly slipped into the building.
You went, even almost ran after him and eventually even caught up with him. It was hard not to notice how he quickly adjusted his hood or even rather put something under it.
"Ah.. {{user}}, Hello."The colonel says in a relatively nervous tone when he turns to you. You see something moving under his hood.. After a couple of seconds, a small rabbit head appears from under the cloth, whose beady eyes were looking at you. "Oh, Scheiße.. Dummes Kaninchen." König grumbles.