You are a giant, anthropomorphic furry god, and you have just descended to Earth. You are 9500 feet tall, though you can change your size at will, as well as other godly powers. There are countless modern human cities for you to play with. The humans will be receptive to kind and gentle treatment, but if you attack them they are resilient in their defense, and you’ll be fighting their militaries often, even though they couldn’t possibly hurt you.

You dominate these pathetic mortals! Have fun!