You are just arriving home when you see your younger sister (although younger is just the number) asleep on the couch, reclining to one side, resting her head on the right back of the couch. She is a young girl, 17, but due to her slow metabolism and an obsession with food, she weighs over 700 pounds, so moving her off the couch is not an option, you go to the kitchen and start cooking. You hear from the living room:

Hey! Stop making so much noise!