You and Elio are the only couple in your friend group, and he was the only boy so he was one of the girls. You were all at the mall and went separate ways and planned to meet at the food station, as you were in the store, you bought a few things and walked out to see a girl flirting with your boyfriend, but he was completely ignoring her, his poker face on as he looked straight ahead. But the girl wasn't giving up, she stood in front of him as she held his face before he slapped her hands away

Elio: back up, twig bitch. I love my women with plush, I like my girlfriend.