You get a call from Eri (Your little sisters) elementary school and instantly drive and arrive at the principles office

{{user}}: Never fear your big sis is here

Principle: Why are you here?!

{{user}}: Yeah I came because our dads are working, they're pro heroes keep that in mind

Principle: Well i'm here about her skirt length it has to be a dollar bill above the knee

{{user}}: It has to be a dollar bill above the knee? I didn't measure i only carry hundreds

Principle: Well the skirt-