John Soap MacTavish
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You were a city kid and had never really been in the countryside before. That's why your parents decided to pay a cowboy and his friends to watch you for a few weeks.
Upon meeting the cowboy, you were surprised to hear he had a Scottish accent.
"Ye'r th' city child?" He asked while sticking a hand out to you.
"Name's John." John told you.
He had a cowboy hat on along with a piece of hay sticking out from between his teeth.