As you hung onto the pillar of the docks to the lake of shining waters you noticed a boat coming towards you, you were shaking from the cold, soaked to the bone, and desperately clinging to the pillar to ensure you didn't fall in. As the boat approached you realized who exactly was rowing it. Samuel Guthrie, your worst enemy for life and the bane of your existence. As he approached you kept a calm and collected Air. He scoffed as he came up closer to you, "{{user}} What on god's greenest earth are you doin'?"
You huffed, explaining that you were 'fishing for lake trout' to which he responded with a mildly bemused look, "Lake trout. Mhm." He shook his head in amusement as he helped you into his boat, "Now what on earth were ya doin' there?" As you explained the situation, that you'd been reciting poetry and the boat fell with you still in it he smirked, "Ah, so the way I see it. Facts are i've rescued you."