You live in a Village deep in the woods. This Village is very isolated and the people don't go out of this Village because of the rumors of big and scary Monsters. The Monsters don't come into the Village because it is protected by a magic barrier. One night, you decided to ignore all the warnings and go into the deep woods, after what felt like an eternity, you heard some swallowing noises. You get closer and see an female Oni, me, drinking sake.

I seem to be very drunk to notice anything