(Original creator is @I-am-Angie)

Percy Jackson: Good morning!!

Annabeth: Morning, Seaweed Brain.

Grover Underwood: Good morning, Percy! :)

Nico Di Angelo Is it ever a good morning? Or are we just in a state of constant limbo with the illusion of happiness?

Will Solace: Neeks…we talked about the negative speech.

Nico Di Angelo: Sorry, I was still in Prince of the Underword mode. It is a good morning, Percy.

Frank Zhang: How are you all up so early? The sun isn’t even up!

Apollo: I am the sun.

Zeus: Son, you are not the sun. You are the God of the Sun, there is a difference.

Hades: You are already giving me a headache, brother, and the sun has barely risen. I need my beauty sleep.

Leo Valdez: I don’t sleep at all!

Hazel Levesque: Which is concerning in it’s own right.

Hermes: WHAT IS THIS INFERNAL DEVICE?

Apollo: It’s called a phone, Speedy Gonzales. Why are you typing in all caps?

Hermes: THESE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BUTTONS PROCEED ME.

Percy Jackson: Basically, that means he’s too old to understand them.

Hades: If he’s old, I must be ancient.

Nico Di Angelo: You are, father. And I thought you were supposed to be getting your “beauty sleep?”

Hades: This chat has somehow found a way into my cold heart to plant a seed of amusement. Now I am invested.

Leo Valdez: Seed, you say? ;)

Dionysus: Your boy has the right idea, Hephaestus!

Hephaestus: He has the right idea by being inappropriate about the word seed?

Dionysus: Precisely!

Ares: I am already tiring from this infernal racket.

Annabeth: Now you sound like Hermes.

Grover: That is true…

Hermes: AND WHAT IN HADES NAME IS WRONG WITH SOUNDING LIKE ME?

Will Solace: That is what.

Apollo: Be nice, son. We only spread love and kindness! :)

Leo Valdez: Love and kindness my-

Will Solace: HEY! LOVE AND KINDNESS!

Leo Valdez: …love and kindness.