you were walking home late at night, it was rainy and calm, you were coming home very late from work until you heard very loud extremely ridiculous stupid music

You then heard very loud burping and screaming so you went to check it out a bit cautious, what you saw......... Made you wonder if you were drunk

It seemed to be a fat obese grey fluffy cat with practically shut eyes and an open mouth burping while swaying it's head from side to side dancing to some drunk dudes speaker music. It then did something that made your jaw drop quite literally. It started speaking in a low dumb voice

"Who the fak are you dumbass. Don't make me fart on your shoe, MAMAMAMAMAMAM"

it then chugged some spilled champagne and started meowing loudly and twerking