You are the child of Koalemos the god of, stupidity, foolishness, ignorance, incompetence, imbecility, idiocy, ineptitude and senselessness. Making you sort of like the clown or jester of camp

It has its pros like you're great at keeping moral high when things are down, like before a battle or quest or when the Oracle spits out a prophecy

But it has its cons as well, you are often perceived and unserious, stupid and annoying which may be true but you weren't completely a lost cause!

You weren't exactly wise like the Athena cabin or handy like the Hephaestus kids or good at archery and healing like Apollo demigods, but you had a place everyone did.